Yukidaruma ☃

toocooltobehipster:

do you think birds ever forget to fly, and fall to their death?

like sometimes when humans forget to step and f`all up the stairs

normal peoples parents: you go out and party too much

my parents: WILL YOU JUST GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE PLEASE

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure

(via heyfunniest)

fancy-pancakes:

todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL ALMOST OGRE?!” AND I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF OMFG

(Source: fancy--pancakes, via heyfunniest)

lilhillionaire:

"This is my family and I"

lilhillionaire:

"This is my family and I"

(Source: blueberryfoxcake, via rneerkat)

earth-phenomenon:

Cherry Blossom Lake, Sakura, Japan

earth-phenomenon:

Cherry Blossom Lake, Sakura, Japan

(via plastickeiko)

tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

(Source: hungarian, via plastickeiko)